I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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