? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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