Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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