Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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