forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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