i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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