let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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