thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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