So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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