Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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