you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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