"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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