so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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