So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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