So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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