I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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