You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
soo... how was my night?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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