I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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