I cockslap morals
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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