Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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