Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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