i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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