we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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