I only kidnapped one of them. chill
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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