And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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