Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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