And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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