I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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