It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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