Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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