So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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