yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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