whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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