Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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