Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm always down for nudity.
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