1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I didn't notice because vodka
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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