I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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