Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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