when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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