She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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