everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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