if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
it hurts more in the daytime
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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