Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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