He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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