OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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