I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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