Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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