Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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