that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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