When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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