As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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