So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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