It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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