But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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