I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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