I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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