what if I'm pregnant?
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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I party with great urgency now.
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