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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

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  No?

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  Well my cheeks are red now

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office

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• (949): View more from California

  It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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• (425): View more from Washington

  we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.

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• (858): View more from California

  this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me

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  that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  No worries I have vodka. Its always on time

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.

  (641): View more from Iowa

  I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  " my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!

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