just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.